I am a former BSU student, current OU BFA Acting major in the theatre department. My life is a serious mystery, then the middle part, then another mystery. People are born, people die, both are you.

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2:Talk about your first kiss.
3:Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4:Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5:Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6:Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7:Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8:Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10:Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11:Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12:Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14:Talk about a vacation.
15:Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16:Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17:Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19:Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20:Talk about something that happened in high school.
21:Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22:Talk about your worst fear.
23:Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25:Talk about an ex-best friend.
26:Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28:Talk about your fetishes.
29:Talk about what turns you on.
30:Talk about what turns you off.
31:Talk about what you think death is like.
32:Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34:Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35:Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39:Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40:Talk about the end of something in your life.
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13 hours ago

mak-o:

mak-o:

mak-o:

how do you make holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

*slaps knee*

(via nobody-will-break-you)

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13 hours ago

micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow micdotcom 

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lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."


SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF

lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."

SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF

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Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight.
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident. 
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test. 
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox.
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practiced Christianity.
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Self harmed.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart.
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone.
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church.
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass.
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity
  • Met your favourite band 
  • Own more than 10 CD’s
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